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And Yet Cannibal Ferox Still Haunts My Mind
listening to: random noises
drinking: hot cocoa dammit X<
watching: Wire In The Blood omg
thinking: ..i don't know i'm still confused about today all my thoughts are jumbled up and dead
omfg..my head feels like its going to fall off =.=;; at least its not like last night oy vey..my vertigo came back at full force..i did not enjoy walking around and colliding into walls.
its just from too much sleep really o___o;; i woke up around 7:00 at first, sat here on the computer confused. mom went to make the pancakes since the 23rd is Yule and it was a verily damn good Yule indeed X< i collapsed on her bed and played me some Animal Crossing. i had fucking roaches in mein house on there! made me sad XP kept bugging K.K. Slider and i got a new neighbor..i forget what his name is but he's a big creepeh purple bear o . o; teh ATHF dvd came in today so i watched that and ate teh pancakes and suddenly the electricity in the house vanished! it flickered back on and then died again. i got a flashlight from mom's bed and walked out to the front door and yeah..the entire street was dark and no lights anywhere. i thought it was fucking hilarious. mom phoned Katrina and her electricity was dead as well so i'm not sure how far out anywhere else it got. but gods damn Razzy was freaking out. he kept running around whimpering like a midget jesus was chasing him with a collar o_________o;;
i gave mom two of mein black candles and i lit one of mein with teh blue one..she told me to open up the bathroom window and i accidently killed her small red vase that has bamboo growing in it >.<; grabbed mein HP4 book and walked away before i had to hear it..yesh i still fear her angry mouthwords..opened up my window all the way and looked out. no lights at all anywhere. and everything was covered in a verily thick sheet of fog. i laid there staring at teh stars, hearing dogs barking like crazy outside, cars screeching from the many idiots out in the road, car alarms, ambulances, fireworks and probably guns firing..i kept glancing down the road and at the woods thinking a horde of zombies were gonna come shoveling down making their happy "i want the people meat" noises...XD
since everything was dead, i figured that maybe i should just sleep for the rest of the night and stay up all day and go to sleep late in the night so as to get stupid sleep schedule right XP but it made my head feel verily groggy and i kept having wtf dreams that had videogames mixed into it. i even had a dream where i was in Florida at my grandpa's house, Adrienne was there, some random chick with a anal drunk brother that bit me was there. i was confused on whether this was real and guessed that i just dreamed that the power was dead. and then i woke up very confused and went back to sleep to dream about penguins inside a cave covered in ice and bitching about Mario...i don't fucking know..oy penguins..i can just hear Adrienne's mom screaming "ITS HAPPY FEET" O__________o;;;
but anyways..i woke up to my cd player turning back on and my heater..i was verily confused and looked outside, the streetlights were on and i guess the zombies went back home. i was trying to get up but everything felt like death..so yeah..but i'm here and still a bit confused with the time..i feel like its lying to me. probably is..fucking bastards..
i have no idea when i gets to talk to teh Sammeh again XP he went to his mommy's house and took his laptop but i dun't knows when he'll arrive and stuffs..i just hope he's hokay and the bus doesn't break down somewhere....and the cannibals will leap out of the bushes and drag him away while munky's in the trees will be bouncing up and down screeching O____o;;
that fucking movie is still stuck in my head!! i know i recommended it to some people..now i'm not even sure if thats a good idea o__o;; i was hoping for something happy..it was..semi happy but omfg..the goddamn acting..what the hell were people thinking honestly!!??! none of it really made any sense O____o;;;; this is just about how the movie goes:
its NYC and some guy walks out of the hospital..the credits are rolling and real shitty 70s/early 80s porno music is playing (the movie was made in 1981 mind you) and the guy is strutting down streets..and then he arrives at this apartment, gets in and two guys with guns are inside yelling at him, repeatingly screaming "you shitface!" at him..they shoot the guy and police people arrive and check out the omg crime scene and they say that the owner of the apartment is away on vacation and then the movie goes all the over to the Amazon and stuff happens..some chick is acting slutty for wanting a shower..the brother and sister and the random slutty friend gets on a boat wanting to find this village, a giant butterfly accosted them, the boat driver stabs the butterfly and tears it apart and eats it..some lady randomly gives the sister a small taper to keep..la la la la la la..their in a jeep again and get stuck in the mud..munky's are in the trees screeching and laughing and being stupid..something happens with a spider..they start walking into the rainforest..they find somewhere to sleep..morning comes, they had tied the small taper to a pole as to not run away, a giant snake comes and kills it..shows the same shot with munky's jumping up and down in the trees screaming..people cry and get sad like emos even though its their stupid fault..they notice someone's missing and they go off and find the missing person..come across a native guy sitting in the grass eating giant grubs..they run away and more natives pop out of the grass looking at them angry like...stupid missing person is stuck in a hole..they walk around being lost..they find two dead bodies..they freak out and something is moving around in the bushes..just another two americuns being stupid..one is high on drugs the other is some injured pussy looking guy..more bad acting insues..they decided to get away from the village and as they are running they come across a leopard..or a jaguar..a large fucking kitty kat with spots...it shows the same munky's in the trees being happy..one falls down and the kitty basically rips it apart and eats its face and drags it away...i can't really think at this point...they get to the village somehow and all the natives are scared..uhm..random sex scene with drugs..the next day druggy guy and slutty chick randomly wants to have fun with two natives in the water..druggy shoots the native chick and slutty chick feels bad and tells the native guy to run away...brother and sister comes in and yells at druggy on wtf is going on...stuff happens..pussy americun guy dies..the younger population of the native people in the village come back from fishing and finds the dead body of pussy guy..takes a machete and splits open the chest and stomach, randomly ripping out organs and eating them and walking off happy with the findings..uhm..everyone else get caught and puts sister, brother and slutty chick in a cage in the water, gets freaked out by giant leeches...natives takes druggy and ties him to a pole..i think they cut him in the chest area or arm..or something else...pulls down his pants and slices off his dick..showed it all too so it was just about the main funny bit..native guy eats the dick and looks verily happy as he does..more stuff happens..they put everyone in boats to go..somewhere..brother decides to make a break for it to get help..runs away into the forest, gets a stick stuck in his leg or some shit happens..hides in bushes and water and tries not to scream cuz genius just realizes that piranhas are in the water..he can't take the pain anymore and the natives find him..they shoot some poison dart thing and he dies...yeah i know stupid..shows same munky shot of them having fun in the trees..they drag everyone else back to the village..shove the two ladies down a hole...ties the guy up again..i have no idea whats going on i'm busy playing mario 64 on the ds...i look back up and somehow druggy got away, the two chicks in the hole got a rope from somewhere and asks for help, druggy kicks the rope down the hole and the chicks scream at him...something else happens and druggy gets caught again..uhm..the natives takes the two chicks out of the hole..they grab druggy and place him under two log things so he can't move..places a board over his head and omfg it has a hole where his head is at...a native takes a machete and chops offs the top of teh head and they eat bits of his brain..nummy nummy nummy..uhm..the two chicks are freaking out..they grab slutty chick and rip off her top..takes two hook things and stab her boobies and somewhat hang her..not exactly hanging her in the air but yeah you get it..the other chick is tied up and prays that she dies soon..and yeah she does..its nightime and the one native that ran away after druggy shot that chick that was with him in the water frees her..they run away into the forest and he trips over this wire thing that unleashes a boobytrap..a huge tree trunk with spikes..he gets impaled..shows munky's in the trees once again..chick freaks out and cries and feels sad and aimlessly runs off into the forest...i guess the next day some americun guys are in a boat looking for..something and hears something..they pull over and finds the chick covered in icky red bumps and she's begging for help....and now the movie goes back to NYC and she's in some room and she gets some medal, diploma thing i dunnoes some fucking award and they say that omg she has actually discovers the mystery of cannibalism..and yeah..as she gets the award she cries cuz she lost her brother, a slutty friend and two random people..and all of a good night, the end.
and in the last scene where she gets the award..i kept thinking that cannibals were going to come leaking through the walls and drag her back to the Amazon and do dirty things to her or she'll wake up and it'll be a dream..but it didn't happen..so now i'm convinced sometime soon they'll finally make a sequel to where the cannibals come to NYC to track down the woman. she'll have a family too and they'll take them as well..the director would probably tie in some 9/11 crap and in the end everyone would be dead and the cannibals would take the disguise of some army people and go off to Iraq where something else sinister will happen where a third movie would take place and possibly 10 more like they fucking do with all the other crap movies from the 80s...Adrienne has already told me if its true she'll kill me cuz its all my fault....yay!!
yeah..so..if you wanna watch it go ahead..i'm sure there's alot more stuff i missed but this is basically how it went..after we watched that we watched Robin Hood: Men In Tights..can't beat that ever! X3
and now i'm bored..my head hurts..i want mein Samu-chan dammit..i'm gonna go make meh some hot cocoa and do other things
later whores
2:09 a.m. - Sunday, December 24, 2006
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My Necrotic Regulus Lives Once More....
Happy Breaking From The Womb Day To Meh
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